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Blurb :
Never has a one-night stand led to such chaos!
Childhood sweethearts Matthew and Katy agree they must never see each other again after they end up in bed together following a school re-union.
So all is forgotten… until eight months later when a shock meeting at an antenatal class forces them to confront the fact that Matthew could be the father of Katy’s baby. Oblivious to the mayhem unfolding, Matthew’s highly-strung wife frets over giving birth to twins and Katy’s much younger boyfriend refuses to take fatherhood seriously.
Love and life are messy but Katy and Matthew take things to a whole new level as deep emotions begin to resurface and hormones run riot. How will they navigate their way through this almighty cock-up?
No-One Ever Has Sex on a Tuesday is out now and is available from Amazon UK and Amazon US.
Childhood sweethearts Matthew and Katy agree they must never see each other again after they end up in bed together following a school re-union.
So all is forgotten… until eight months later when a shock meeting at an antenatal class forces them to confront the fact that Matthew could be the father of Katy’s baby. Oblivious to the mayhem unfolding, Matthew’s highly-strung wife frets over giving birth to twins and Katy’s much younger boyfriend refuses to take fatherhood seriously.
Love and life are messy but Katy and Matthew take things to a whole new level as deep emotions begin to resurface and hormones run riot. How will they navigate their way through this almighty cock-up?
No-One Ever Has Sex on a Tuesday is out now and is available from Amazon UK and Amazon US.
About the Author:
Tracy Bloom
started writing when her cruel, heartless husband ripped her away from her
dream job shopping for rollercoasters for the UK's leading theme parks, to live
in America
with a brand new baby and no mates. In a cunning plan to avoid domestic duties
and people who didn't understand her Derbyshire accent, she wrote NO-ONE EVER HAS
SEX ON A TUESDAY. She soon found however that her new
American friends took a shine to her British sense of humour and encouraged her
to share her words with a wider audience. NO-ONE
EVER HAS SEX ON A TUESDAY went on
to be successfully published internationally providing Tracy with a new dream job, making people
laugh and sometimes cry through her writing.
Back in good old England now (desperately missing drive-through Starbucks, 30- Rock, NPR and people who talk to you in the street without thinking you're a weido) and cracking on with writing about other people who screw up their lives in a hilarious fashion including a sequel, NO-ONE EVER HAS SEX AFTER A BABY.
Back in good old England now (desperately missing drive-through Starbucks, 30- Rock, NPR and people who talk to you in the street without thinking you're a weido) and cracking on with writing about other people who screw up their lives in a hilarious fashion including a sequel, NO-ONE EVER HAS SEX AFTER A BABY.
NO-ONE
EVER HAS SEX ON A TUESDAY has been
published in Germany, Italy, Poland, Serbia, and will be released in Brazil
this Summer.
Contacts:
Contact Details:
Website:
www.tracybloom.com
Twitter: @TracyBBloom
Email:
tracybloom@hotmail.co.uk
facebook: www.facebook.com/tracybloomwrites
Available on
Amazon.co.uk and Amazon.com
Author Guest Post:
AROUND THE WORLD WITH NO-ONE EVER HAS SEX ON A TUESDAY - TRACY
BLOOM
Picture the scene - my first taste of success as a writer.
I'm sat in a fancy restaurant by which I mean there isn’t a chicken nugget in
sight. My publisher sits at the head of the table. A grand dame of the industry
weighed down by precious metals and with hair that has no-way been blow dried
by herself. I glow with pride as I sign a copy of my book despite the fact I can't
read a word of it. Here I am celebrating seeing my novel in print for the very
first time in ... Milan, Italy. I've spent all day trailing bookshops, taking
pictures of my book, trying to convince shop owners that I am the author and not
some eccentric English lady who can't speak Italian and yet convinced she's written
an entire book in their language. This is not how I expected things to be.
I guess it’s fitting that I didn’t begin writing in my
native England. Marriage, a baby and a husband sent to work in the USA for
three years slung me out of my previous career developing theme park rides and
attractions and into potential desperate housewife territory. As I gazed around
the leafy suburbs of Connecticut I remembered I had a dream to write a book.
And so I did. Armed with ideas and a very British sense of humour I joined a
creative writing class and so NO-ONE EVER HAS SEX ON A TUESDAY began to take
shape. The tale of childhood sweethearts having a one-night stand when they
meet years later at a school reunion seemed to strike a chord. When two
classmates had a row about whether my lead character should stick with her
younger boyfriend or rekindle her teenage romance having discovered either
could be the father of her baby, I knew I had something.
Eventually it was finished and I skipped class to sweat over
letters to potential agents in London. Not that I thought I’d get one, I just fancied
getting some transatlantic mail. As it
turned out one wanted me and my book. Champagne corks popped. It was a dream come true. I didn’t realise
that dreams rarely materialise how you imagine them.
My agent (I will never get used to saying that) took my book
to Frankfurt Book Fair and I waiting impatiently to hear when I would be able
to buy my book in Waterstones. Then the news came that it had sold to the
highest bidder in a German auction and a pre-empted bid had secured it a home
in Italy. Not long after Brazil grabbed hold of it followed by Poland. Initially
I was crushed that I wouldn’t be seeing my book on home territory until the
reality of being published abroad sunk in. Someone in Brazil, a country I had
never even visited, thought I was funny, thought I could write and wanted other
Brazilians to read my story. That, I
decided, was pretty cool.
One after another my book appeared in print in languages I
couldn’t read with covers so diverse it was hard to reconcile it was the same
book. It was as though I had given my book up for adoption and it was having
this whole fantastic life without me that I was unable to participate in.
Until this year. The
massive changes driving uncertainty in the publishing industry had been blamed
for my book not finding a home in the UK. However as a new era in publishing
emerges, those changes have provided the opportunity for me to finally get
published here. With the support of my
agent who also represents Sophie Kinsella, my novel is now available in English
on Amazon. Finally I can tell people to
go read my tale of a one-night stand that leads to utter chaos. Best of all I can understand the reviews and comments for NO-ONE
EVER HAS SEX ON A TUESDAY without having to resort to Google Translate!
Review:
This
book is hysterical. It is, apparently,
funny in any language, but since I only speak American English I can only vouch
for that language (see author guest post if you are lost). I loved the reasoning behind why the younger
boyfriend and the woman in the story should meet the first time for coffee on
Tuesday because there is no valid reason for having sex on a Tuesday, something
that will no doubt crush husbands everywhere.
Personally I think we should all have sex on Tuesday just to prove you
can indeed have sex on a Tuesday…. But that’s just my opinion.
Back
to the book, the author weaves a tale of misery and woe, or hysterical, almost
pee’d my pants laughter, depending which side of the fence you are on. If I was
Katy I would probably be leaning toward misery and woe, but since I’m not… well
I for one almost pee’d my pants laughing.
My stomach still aches just from thinking about it. God bless the British sense of humor.
I give this story 4.5 out of 5 clouds.
This
product or book may have been distributed for review; this in no way affects my
opinions or reviews.
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